WHEN SOMEONE DOESNT UNDERSTAND MY CELEBRITY CRUSH
WHEN I SEE A GIRL DOING A WALK OF SHAME
When a couple starts fighting at the bar
When no one else wants to order desert
WHEN I SEE MY CRUSH AND TRY TO PULL IT TOGETHER
WHEN I WANT TO DO SOMETHING SOCIAL BUT CANT MAKE MYSELF LEAVE THE COUCH
WHEN SOMEONE TAKES A PICTURE OF ME
When I spot a girl wearing the same dress as me
When someone asks me to do something productive on a Saturday
When I try to brainstorm what to put on the skills section of my resume